KFC Grilled chicken is delicious. Oprah is delicious as well

I just had the pleasure of enjoying a KFC grilled chicken meal on the house.  I first saw the post after lunch on dealnews. Now I hear citizens of these great United States are enjoying free chicken thanks to our leader Oprah Winfrey.

I went to the KFC in Auburn to get my grub. I was then questioned whether I watch Oprah. Politely responding that I don't watch Oprah but use the internet towards my advantage.

The grilled chicken was delicious and moist (so juicy that it's now on my sweater). The side of potato wedges was a  small portion but with two pieces of chicken I was more than satisfied. Now how do I get Oprah to pay for my dry-cleaning bill for the sweater?